Siddidzenlun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, loving fairy.

Siddidzenlun created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddidzenlun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Siddidzenlun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Siddidzenlun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Siddidzenlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.