Gomripbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, calm skunk.

Gomripbarn created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomripbarn, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gomripbarn, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gomripbarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gomripbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gomripbarn.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look at galaxies.