Bunlipmis is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tranquil camel.

Bunlipmis created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunlipmis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bunlipmis, it will be very sad.

Bunlipmis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bunlipmis' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed lentils to tortoises while wearing fawn ear rings.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunlipmis.