Legvilfet is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil owl.

Legvilfet created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legvilfet, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legvilfet, she will turn you into a goat.

Legvilfet's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Legvilfet's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. Never feed melons to nematodes while wearing violet shirts.

5. Never talk about moons.