Rulnutjon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating mink.

Rulnutjon created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rulnutjon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulnutjon, she will strike you with lightening.

Rulnutjon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rulnutjon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the west.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to music.