Hamwee is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, kind swallow.

Hamwee created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Hamwee, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hamwee, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hamwee's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hamwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of mice.

2. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Always help badgers in need.
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