Wodarmhun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish gerbil.

Wodarmhun created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodarmhun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodarmhun, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wodarmhun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wodarmhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near rats while wearing red dresses and balancing eight gold spheres on your legs.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.