Genvolnil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy crane.

Genvolnil created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Genvolnil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Genvolnil, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Genvolnil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Genvolnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing fawn corsets and balancing four tin spheres on your head.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Do not drink alcohol.