Viljigbat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent meerkat.

Viljigbat created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Viljigbat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Viljigbat, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Viljigbat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Viljigbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Hide if six snails approach from the north.