Flytofgab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident giraffe.

Flytofgab created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytofgab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flytofgab, it will not care.

Flytofgab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Flytofgab's Holy Commandments

1. Flytofgab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flytofgab.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.