Flytofgab is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident
giraffe.
Flytofgab created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flytofgab, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Flytofgab, it will not care.
Flytofgab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Flytofgab's Holy Commandments1. Flytofgab must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flytofgab.
5. Always look after injured aardvarks.