Safquatzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust raven.

Safquatzed created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safquatzed, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safquatzed, it will turn you into a hamster.

Safquatzed's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Safquatzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Safquatzed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never talk about planets.