Safquatzed is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust
raven.
Safquatzed created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Safquatzed, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Safquatzed, it will turn you into a hamster.
Safquatzed's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Safquatzed's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt aardvarks.
2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Safquatzed in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never write about galaxies.
5. Never talk about planets.