Yiksogpasnurlfet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy lizard.

Yiksogpasnurlfet created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Yiksogpasnurlfet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yiksogpasnurlfet, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yiksogpasnurlfet's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yiksogpasnurlfet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown dogs for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Always obey Yiksogpasnurlfet's priests.
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