Nartvonfen Quamdid is a god.
He takes the form of a small, quiet
unicorn.
Nartvonfen Quamdid created the planet Venus six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartvonfen Quamdid, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nartvonfen Quamdid, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Nartvonfen Quamdid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Nartvonfen Quamdid's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Never think about enzymes.
4. You must love Nartvonfen Quamdid.
5. Do not cook food in pots.