Dotdabfab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent owl.

Dotdabfab created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dotdabfab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dotdabfab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dotdabfab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dotdabfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Worship no other gods but Dotdabfab.

5. Do not commit murder.