Orthimhap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid crane.

Orthimhap created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Orthimhap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Orthimhap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Orthimhap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Orthimhap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not skip in public.