Xuckbesthiv is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable dragon.

Xuckbesthiv created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbesthiv, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xuckbesthiv, he will turn you into a goat.

Xuckbesthiv's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Xuckbesthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.