Cidstigpitrak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, intelligent troll.

Cidstigpitrak created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidstigpitrak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidstigpitrak, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cidstigpitrak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cidstigpitrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about stars.

3. You must love Cidstigpitrak.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.