Camsugyart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-powerful pigeon.

Camsugyart created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camsugyart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camsugyart, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Camsugyart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Camsugyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to seals while wearing brown coats.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the north.

5. Never feed rice to bats while wearing white corsets.