Benjigcip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest tortoise.

Benjigcip created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benjigcip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Benjigcip, he will not care.

Benjigcip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Benjigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.