Shavbudbog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind human.

Shavbudbog created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbudbog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Shavbudbog, she will strike you with lightening.

Shavbudbog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Shavbudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Shavbudbog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing fawn hats.

5. Retreat if seven ants approach from the east.