Mabcadved Sadbogarm is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthinking parrot.

Mabcadved Sadbogarm created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabcadved Sadbogarm, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabcadved Sadbogarm, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mabcadved Sadbogarm's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mabcadved Sadbogarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never paint your chest gray.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not keep six voles in a large pit.