Cutmisflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless hamster.

Cutmisflow created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cutmisflow, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutmisflow, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cutmisflow's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cutmisflow's Holy Commandments

1. Cutmisflow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Cutmisflow loves pigs, so they must be respected.