Nakbathadfigbifriltamveen is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, temperamental
hare.
Nakbathadfigbifriltamveen created Africa four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nakbathadfigbifriltamveen, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nakbathadfigbifriltamveen, it will turn you into a duck.
Nakbathadfigbifriltamveen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Nakbathadfigbifriltamveen's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Worship no other gods but Nakbathadfigbifriltamveen.
3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.
4. Feed all hungry gulls.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.