Honcip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sage wombat.

Honcip created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Honcip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Honcip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Honcip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Honcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Never feed lentils to great tits while wearing shirts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.
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