Likmutgom is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, egotistical
chinchilla.
Likmutgom created the planet Saturn two million years ago.
If you believe in
Likmutgom, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Likmutgom, it will refuse to believe in you.
Likmutgom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Likmutgom's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never talk about chromosomes.
3. Worship no other gods but Likmutgom.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Always look after injured shrews.