Gabbassfotkopfedrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured newt.

Gabbassfotkopfedrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gabbassfotkopfedrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gabbassfotkopfedrag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gabbassfotkopfedrag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gabbassfotkopfedrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Always help voles.