Vabtagdub is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable crane.

Vabtagdub created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabtagdub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vabtagdub, he will turn you into a duck.

Vabtagdub's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vabtagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Retreat if four cats approach from the east.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never wear blue stockings.