Hinhadcab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak zebra.

Hinhadcab created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinhadcab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hinhadcab, she will curse you with boils.

Hinhadcab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hinhadcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hinhadcab loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about fire.