Kinfotbammit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm bat.

Kinfotbammit created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinfotbammit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kinfotbammit, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kinfotbammit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Kinfotbammit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Kinfotbammit must be the most important thing in your life.