Tarcunfud is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, smart
elephant.
Tarcunfud created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tarcunfud, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Tarcunfud, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Tarcunfud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Tarcunfud's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your feet cyan.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never mention cats.
5. Do not listen to music.