Tarcunfud is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, smart elephant.

Tarcunfud created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tarcunfud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tarcunfud, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tarcunfud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tarcunfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet cyan.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Do not listen to music.
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