Fotstipfag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest tapir.

Fotstipfag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotstipfag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fotstipfag, he will come to you in dreams.

Fotstipfag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fotstipfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Do not covet oxen.