Ortdosscap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous rhinoceros.

Ortdosscap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortdosscap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ortdosscap, he will make you grow a tail.

Ortdosscap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ortdosscap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear cyan dresses.

4. Ortdosscap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not bounce in public.