Cinkimlop Bossfubstan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited goose.

Cinkimlop Bossfubstan created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Cinkimlop Bossfubstan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinkimlop Bossfubstan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cinkimlop Bossfubstan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cinkimlop Bossfubstan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cinkimlop Bossfubstan on top of all buildings.

2. Run away if five bats approach from the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.