Febfodafcan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet butterfly.

Febfodafcan created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Febfodafcan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Febfodafcan, he will torture you forever.

Febfodafcan's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Febfodafcan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Febfodafcan.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must pray to Febfodafcan seven times a day.

4. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the east.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.