Zagvaglog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional lobster.

Zagvaglog created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagvaglog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zagvaglog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zagvaglog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zagvaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about moons.