Kanbastwotcan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fast ferret.

Kanbastwotcan created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kanbastwotcan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kanbastwotcan, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kanbastwotcan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kanbastwotcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kanbastwotcan.

4. Kanbastwotcan loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Never stain your hands with white.