Stipbossgan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured giraffe.

Stipbossgan created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipbossgan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stipbossgan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stipbossgan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stipbossgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. You must love Stipbossgan.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.