Stigmegmadven is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless bird.

Stigmegmadven created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stigmegmadven, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigmegmadven, he will not care at all.

Stigmegmadven's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stigmegmadven's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Stigmegmadven in the centre of the settlement.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stigmegmadven.

3. Hide if six pigs approach from the east.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear corsets.