Pidkipdap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody coyote.

Pidkipdap created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidkipdap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidkipdap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pidkipdap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pidkipdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Do not prepare turnips while filled with pride.

4. Always store carrots above ground.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidkipdap.