Fobtenfitgut Parkhogsafcudcebdap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy dragonfly.

Fobtenfitgut Parkhogsafcudcebdap created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobtenfitgut Parkhogsafcudcebdap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobtenfitgut Parkhogsafcudcebdap, it will torture you forever.

Fobtenfitgut Parkhogsafcudcebdap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fobtenfitgut Parkhogsafcudcebdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fobtenfitgut Parkhogsafcudcebdap.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.