Vigvilben is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome sheep.

Vigvilben created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigvilben, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vigvilben, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vigvilben's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vigvilben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Vigvilben must be the most important thing in your life.