Ponrillteen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful skunk.

Ponrillteen created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponrillteen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ponrillteen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ponrillteen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ponrillteen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ponrillteen.

2. You must pray to Ponrillteen six times a day.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Ponrillteen.

5. Never pour water over plants.