Hugbif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving bat.

Hugbif created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbif, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hugbif, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hugbif's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hugbif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always help goats.