Flagfebfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise goat.

Flagfebfeb created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagfebfeb, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flagfebfeb, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagfebfeb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flagfebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of dogs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never bounce near eagles.