Fetbadarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent jaguar.

Fetbadarp created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetbadarp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fetbadarp, she will curse you with boils.

Fetbadarp's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fetbadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fetbadarp.