Pin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective wombat.

Pin created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.