Sigtafhin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous yak.

Sigtafhin created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigtafhin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sigtafhin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sigtafhin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sigtafhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always help dolphins.