Bafmifbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, kind sheep.

Bafmifbus created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmifbus, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bafmifbus, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bafmifbus' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bafmifbus' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafmifbus.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never bounce near snails.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.