Sugbapdud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest bee.

Sugbapdud created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbapdud, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugbapdud, he will send you a sign.

Sugbapdud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sugbapdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Sugbapdud loves turtles, so they must be respected.