Gudtadcut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing clam.

Gudtadcut created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudtadcut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudtadcut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gudtadcut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gudtadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.