Mob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective chinchilla.

Mob created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mob, he will curse you with boils.

Mob's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mob's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mob.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never feed beans to dogs while wearing fawn ear rings.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never think about spacetime near aardvarks while wearing black shoes and balancing eight iron spheres on your neck.